Missouri Nude Strip Clubs List

Camdenton Nude Clubs

Eclipse Gentlemens Club

11573 N. SR-5

Camdenton, MO

phone: (573) 374-8338

18 year olds welcome.

No Alcohol.

Limited Food.

Smoking Permitted

Stage, Table, Couch, Shower, Private, and Other dances.

Female Dancers.

Everyone Welcome.

Couple and Biker Friendly.

No Truck Parking.

User Rating: A

Carthage Nude Clubs

Dimples Strip Club

10332 County Road 137

Carthage, MO

phone: (417) 358-1141

18 year olds welcome.

 No Alcohol.

Snacks.

Smoking Permitted

Stage, Couch, Shower, Private, and Other dances.

Female Dancers

Everyone Welcome.

Couple and Biker Friendly.

Truck Parking.

User Rating: B

Centerview Nude Clubs

Dream Girls

1117 NW 475th Rd.

Centerview, MO

phone: (816) 850-5322

18 year olds welcome.

No Alcohol.

Light Menu.

Smoking permitted.

Stage, Couch, Shower and Private dances.

Female dancers.

Everyone welcome.

Couple friendly.

Unescorted females welcome.

Biker friendly.

Truck parking.

Dances: $10 or $20.

User rating: A

Dream Girls user reviews:

01/09 Girls are all busty and beautiful.

01/08 Name changed to Dream Girls

06/07 The Fantasy Ranch has two options when you go into the club. A $15 option with no touch lap dances in the main area. All drinks included (juice bar of course). The second is the $30 option with includes all drinks, and hands-on lap dances in the VIP area. When you buy the $30 option, you get a ticket for a free lap dance when you buy one. Lap dances run $20 per song.

By this weekend (6/15/07) they'll have something new. BED DANCES! I'm not sure what the bed dances are running yet, but as soon as I find out I'll let you know. They already have two very small rooms set up for this with beds in them. Lots of people do come here. What they do is bring their booze and leave it in the car. Since the club allows people to go in and out of the club, people will go out an drink, then come back in. (:

Columbia Nude Clubs

Club Vogue

912 Business Loop 70 East

Columbia, MO

phone: (573) 442-7491

club website

gps:  N 38° 57' 50.15", W 94, W 92° 19 ' 34.28"

18 year olds welcome.

BYOB.

Snacks.

Smoking Permitted

Stage, Table, Couch, and Private dances

Everyone Welcome.

Couple and Biker Friendly.

Unescorted Females Welcome.

Truck Parking.

User Rating: A

Club Vogue user reviews:

04/07 Happy Hour & Nightly Dance Specials

Stephanie's Cabaret

2306 Business Loop 70 E.

Columbia, MO

phone: (573) 817-1877

BYOB.

No Food

Stage, Private, and Other dances.

Female Dancers.

Couple Friendly.

User Rating: A-

Dixon Nude Clubs

Big Daddy's Cabaret

14025 Hopewell Dr.

Just off I-44 not far from Ft. Leonard Wood

Dixon, MO

phone: (573) 336-7612

18 and up.

Table and Lap dances.

Holden Nude Clubs

Earth Angelz

Hwy 50

Holden, MO

phone: (816) 732-5683

club MySpace page

Nude strip club.

Stage, couch, private, and Bed dances.

Earth Angelz Holden user reviews:

08/09 Club Skin is about 20 to 25 minutes east of Lee Summit, Missouri. Its past Dreamgirls on the north side of Hwy 50 about 1/2 mile or so. For more info call (913) 486-1643 or (816) 732-5683.

It is an all nude strip club like Dreamgirls. They also have lap and bed dances upstairs.

Kaiser Nude Clubs

Right Moves Gentlemens Club

3721 Kaiser Rd.

Kaiser, MO

phone: (573) 302-4475

18 and up.

Full bar next door.

Snacks.

Smoking permitted.

Stage, table, couch, private and other dances.

Female dancers.

Everyone welcome.

Mixed audience.

Couple friendly.

Unescorted females welcome.

Biker friendly.

Trucker parking.

User rating: A-

Right Moves Gentlemens Club user reviews:

09/08 Hello fellow strip club lovers! I wanted to let you all know I've found a new club that I absolutely love. It's called Night Moves and it's at the Lake of the Ozarks. This club has been open for almost a year and a half but for the better part of that time it was an alcohol bar. (topless only.)

A couple of months ago they completed construction on a second facility in the same parking lot. The original building still has the full bar, but now they have a fully nude club just a few yards away! This is a medium sized club with both bed dances and couch dances. Since the nude part is new it's still fairly unknown, which means more attention for you.

I know the lake season is all but over now, but if you're down that way you really should check it out. Both buildings are nice and if you're lucky you may even get to see me dance. (I try to be there one night a week.) Feel free to message me if you want more information. Love, Star*

10/07 All nude club with a full service bar next door. Just 1.5 miles from 54 highway on 42 highway from Osage Beach, Mo. then right on 42-3 you will see the club from there. Call for more Info. Bed dances, Couch dances, Hands on and off lap dances, V.I.P. cover charge includes a bottomless cup for all you can drink. Keep the Logo cup and bring back on Monday - Wednesday with basic cover you can still get FREE drinks. Wow whata deal!!

Happy hour from 7.p.m. to 9 p.m. buy two lap or bed dances and get one free. ( Home of the Happy Lap Dance. :-) See Ya Soon Remember support your local Dancers.

Kansas City Nude Clubs

Bazooka's Showgirls

1717 Main St.

Kansas City, MO

phone: (816) 421-1915

club website

NO alcohol.

Snacks

No smoking

Couch and VIP dances.

Female Dancers.

Everyone welcome.

Couple friendly.

Biker friendly.

No truck parking.

Admission: $15.00

Dances: $20.00 topless

VIP: $200/30 minutes

Drinks: Soda is Free

User rating: B

Bazookas Showgirls user reviews:

04/09 Bazooka’s is a fairly upscale club. The girls are very eager to please and the service is quite good. There is no alcohol served, but you get a ticket with your $15 cover that permits you to come and go as you wish to the bar next door where the well drinks are very good and only $3.50.

All soft drinks, with the exception of Red Bull are free.

The only full nudity is on-stage. Couch dances are $20 with the top off and $15 with the top on — duh; why do they even offer the $15 option? The girls are exceptionally hot and eager to please. There was some silicone and only one girl on duty was slightly chunky; but there were no cottage cheese butts to be seen.

Tipping at the stage is encouraged and well rewarded; there is NO CONTACT from the stage. However, there was considerable mileage offered on the couch — but again, a ‘no touching’ rule was loosely enforced for the patron. The bouncers maintain a discrete and polite presence. The music is not too loud so conversation is possible.

06/07 Bazooka's Showgirls has feature entertainers each month like Jenna Haze, Penny Flame, Puma, Swede, etc..

Totally Nude Temptations

Grand Blvd.

Kansas City, MO

phone (816) 421-5632

Nixa Nude Clubs

Club Illusions

US-160 & MO-AA

Nixa, MO

phone: (417) 725-0003

18 year olds OK.

No alcohol.

No food.

Smoking permitted.

Stage, table, couch, and other dances.

Female entertainers.

Everyone welcome.

Mixed audience.

Couple friendly.

Unescorted females welcome.

Biker friendly.

No Tractor/Trailer parking. (1 yes, 1 no)

Dances: $15.00

User rating: A

Club Illusions user reviews:

04/09 Really a rip off. Most clubs if (your're) spending money and getting dances aren't to ANAL about the mandatory overpriced drinks, not so here. Girls are pretty below avg, one or 2 exceptions. One dancer was way strung out or drunk out of her mind the last time I went. $25 dollar couch dances, most of the girls tell you no touch. All around I wont be back. Staff is also very rude and unfriendly. Don't waste time in Springfield area much better clubs at the lake or KC or STL.

03/09 Lap dances through 2 songs

Saint Joseph Nude Clubs

Emerald Gentlemens Club

20575 State Route K

Saint Joseph, MO

phone: (816) 901-9267

No Alcohol

User Rating: A-

Saint Louis Nude Clubs

None actually in St. Louis, MO. You're gonna have to cross over the bridge and visit some of the nude clubs in East St. Louis, IL Or, settle for one of the pasties clubs in St. Louis MO.

Saint Robert Nude Clubs

Big Louie's

14400 SR-Z

St Robert, MO

phone: (573) 336-8936

18 and up.

No Alcohol.

Snacks only.

Stage dances.

Female Dancers

Everyone Welcome.

Couple Friendly.

User Rating: B

Springfield Nude Clubs

Crazy Horse Gentlemens Club

2255 East Kearney St.

Springfield, MO

phone: (417) 866-8785

18 and up.

No alcohol.

Snacks.

Smoking permitted.

Stage, and Couch dances.

Female dancers.

Everyone welcome.

Couple friendly.

Biker friendly.

Truck parking.

Admission: $8.00

Dances: $15.00

Drinks: $2.00 soda

User Ratings: C

Crazy Horse Springfield user reviews:

04/09 I’m sorry to say this club ranks pretty low on cleanliness, aesthetics, and services. It’s quite small with minimal tables and no servers.

The only real seating is at the stage where a fairly good show can be had if you throw enough dollars on the stage. However, on a Thursday night there were only five girls rotating on the stage and none working the floor. Additionally, three of the five girls were quite overweight.

$8 gets you in, and for an additional $2 you can buy a red plastic cup for free soda re-fills; no alcohol is allowed.

Lap dances are “full grind”, topless only, with no touching allowed and are only available with the purchase of a $15 ticket. The girls do not hustle for dances; you present a ticket to the girl on stage for personal service.

Again, this place is pretty run-down and not well patronized.

07/07 This club has made some major improvements over the past few months and is working it's way back to the top club in the area like it was not too many years ago. State law caused the loss of the BYOB policy but there is a refreshment bar on premise as well as an ATM that doesn't rape you with charges ($3.00 and spits out a $2.00 drink coupon). Oh by the way it's also the only strip club open on SUNDAY for over 100 miles. $15.00 topless, full grind lapdances. Fun for all 7 days a week!!!

05/07 Management Writes: We provide totally nude female entertainment to a diverse customer base , IE; Trucker's , Business men, couple's, women, ect... We are a non-alcohol (serving) club , you are though allowed to carry in your own alcohol to consume until 10:00 pm, at which time you must remove it from the building but are allowed to come in and out as much as you like so as to drink outside. Our admission is $8.00 for men, $4.00 for women, $6.00 military w/ID, Verifiable birthday boy's are free as are the bachelor's and bachelor party's of 10 or more get a $2.00 discount off the door. Included in the admission is the cost of a soda to cover your one and only drink minimum requirement. After 10:00 pm we open the lap dance booth's where for $15.00 a song our dancer's provide the most seductive topless lap dance's in the Midwest, promising to be the sexiest fun you will ever have with your cloth's on !!! Our amended bar provides patron's with a variety of soft drink's and chip's , cracker's, candy's, meat stix and smoking accessory's. We boast the largest stage area in the 4 state area ( 500 sf ) and have 2 girl's on stage at a time , where as a patron that puts forth two medial tip's ( one for each girl ) will be rewarded with some of the most erotic girl-girl show's that the law will allow.

Sweet Springs Nude Clubs

Pleasure Palace

I-70, Exit 71

Sweet Springs, MO

Phone: (660) 335-6968

No alcohol.

No food.

Smoking permitted.

Couch dances.

Female dancers.

Everyone welcome.

Couple friendly.

Unescorted females welcome.

Biker friendly. Truck parking.

Dances: $20 - $40

Drinks: $5

User rating: B